Ask The Body Guard
Yo, Shizuo here. I have been talked into making an ask account, because I guess people want to know more about me. (I then talked Izaya-kun into it too.) Not that I can understand why, but sure, why not? Just try not to piss me off.
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"I need to go to bed now, Shizuo-san! I'll try to cheer you up more tomorrow. (: Goodnight! :D"
Asked by Anonymous
Goodnight.
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"*giggles* no. *wraps legs around his waist and tightens her grip on his arms around his neck*"
Asked by saglanz
….I hope you know that the last person who showed any sort of interest in me… well, it didn’t work out too well for them.
And you’re a lady; I really don’t like hitting women.
But I don’t think Izaya has an issue with it.
Just saying.
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"They're not! :D One if from my childhood and one is from 5 months ago! :D Did they cheer you up at least? ^^;"
Asked by Anonymous
Well, they didn’t piss me off…
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…Oya, you’d better be talking about balloons~ -smirks-
Actually, I was going to talk about the wind.
Where’s your head at, Izaya-kun?
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"Well, there was this one time when I was younger, I was in the fruit store, and this old man dropped his cane, so I picked it up for him and he was really happy about it. :D There was this other time, much more recent, when my mom and I were in the grocery store and we were buying cat litter and her hand slipped and it fell to the floor and exploded open. That time was kind of funny. :D"
Asked by Anonymous
….These stories don’t seem to be connected.
