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"Shizu-chaaaaan~. How about I lure Izaya-kun to you and you finish him off once and for all ? Everything stinks when he's around~..."
Asked by Anonymous
Sure, and then once he gets here we’ll double cross you.
Posted August 30, 2012 at 9:47 pm
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"Shirtless? :D"
Asked by Anonymous
LOLnope.
Posted August 30, 2012 at 9:46 pm
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"This anon wants a hug cuz she's feeling sad. Can you give her one?"
Asked by Anonymous
….
-awkwardly hugs-
Posted August 30, 2012 at 9:46 pm
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"*wears his shirt unbuttoned and hugs his waist* Shizu-chan~ Last night was nice~"
Asked by Anonymous
…….Who the fuck are you and what the fuck are you talking about?!
Posted August 30, 2012 at 9:45 pm
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"you're one of my favorite blogs.. so go to tinyurl(.)com/grocerygrab and get free food lol.. i got that address from winning a peel off mcdonalds contest but its worked for like 3 people so far"
Asked by Anonymous
Nope. :U
Posted August 30, 2012 at 9:45 pm
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"askthebodyguard I just messaged you, and this is crazy, but take the quick survey at tumblrbotDOTnet - free gift card baby. Love, TumblrBot"
Asked by Anonymous
Nope.
Posted August 30, 2012 at 9:44 pm
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"what does askthebodyguard mean? also do you make $ with your blog using peepspayerDOTcom?"
Asked by Anonymous
I’m a body guard and you can ask me questions.
Nope.
Posted August 30, 2012 at 9:44 pm
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"If you saw a girl who had bruises all over her face and was crying what would you do?"
Asked by Anonymous
Probably find the mother fucker who made look/cry like that.
Posted August 30, 2012 at 9:43 pm
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"YEEAAAAA BUDDY.. did you go to TUMBLRMARKETING(.)COM yet? FREE STUFF YEEAAAAAA"
Asked by Anonymous
Nope.
Posted August 30, 2012 at 9:43 pm
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Depends what you say.
I’m a natural blonde.
Posted May 17, 2012 at 12:24 am
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Yo, Shizuo here. I have been talked into making an ask account, because I guess people want to know more about me. (I then talked Izaya-kun into it too.) Not that I can understand why, but sure, why not? Just try not to piss me off.
