Ask The Body Guard

Ask The Body Guard Yo, Shizuo here. I have been talked into making an ask account, because I guess people want to know more about me. (I then talked Izaya-kun into it too.) Not that I can understand why, but sure, why not? Just try not to piss me off.

"Shizu-chaaaaan~. How about I lure Izaya-kun to you and you finish him off once and for all ? Everything stinks when he's around~..."

Asked by Anonymous

Sure, and then once he gets here we’ll double cross you.

"Shirtless? :D"

Asked by Anonymous

LOLnope.

"This anon wants a hug cuz she's feeling sad. Can you give her one?"

Asked by Anonymous

….
-awkwardly hugs- 

"*wears his shirt unbuttoned and hugs his waist* Shizu-chan~ Last night was nice~"

Asked by Anonymous

…….Who the fuck are you and what the fuck are you talking about?!

"you're one of my favorite blogs.. so go to tinyurl(.)com/grocerygrab and get free food lol.. i got that address from winning a peel off mcdonalds contest but its worked for like 3 people so far"

Asked by Anonymous

Nope. :U

"askthebodyguard I just messaged you, and this is crazy, but take the quick survey at tumblrbotDOTnet - free gift card baby. Love, TumblrBot"

Asked by Anonymous

Nope.

"what does askthebodyguard mean? also do you make $ with your blog using peepspayerDOTcom?"

Asked by Anonymous

I’m a body guard and you can ask me questions.
Nope. 

"If you saw a girl who had bruises all over her face and was crying what would you do?"

Asked by Anonymous

Probably find the mother fucker who made look/cry like that.

"YEEAAAAA BUDDY.. did you go to TUMBLRMARKETING(.)COM yet? FREE STUFF YEEAAAAAA"

Asked by Anonymous

Nope.

Depends what you say.

I’m a natural blonde.

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